I Win in Bed or is it I Win at Sex?


Jennifer Zhang of Street Fighter High and Street Fighter High: The Musical fame sent along a couple music videos to the Fan Film Follies for your enjoyment. The song Jennifer wrote is a tongue-in-cheek pop/dance track with producer ‘James tha Deejay’ called “I Win In Bed” or, the explicit version “I Win At Sex”, loaded almost every other line with gaming references. She even provided the lines so you can sing along at home.

 

 

 

 


I Win in Bed (Clean Version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOK7dYZ3kWc

What’s your final fantasy?
Get off your cloud and get with me.
What’s your final fantasy?
Get off.

What’s your final fantasy?
Get off your cloud and get with me.
What’s your final fantasy?
Get off.

Suit up, it’s time to start the game, it’s deadly
Porting seduction to our veins, I’m ready
Electric, our hands fly, pants fly, now we’re training
Sights on our enemy.
Strip down, we level up, up, tight and steady
Custom control my lust, competition’s heavy
Jab, strong and fierce we thrust, it is getting messy
Button mash ‘til you scream.

You’ve mistaken this for “easy” mode
“It’s cake,” you thought. A lie.
Now you find you’ve misplaced your cheat code…
Your heart, my love, is mine.

I bet you didn’t know
I play to effin’ win it
win it
Sharper than your shooter
When the first-person gets in it
In it.
Feel like you’re Left 4 Dead cuz
When I get up in your head,
I win (win win win).
I win in bed.

Round two, baby.

You may hope that you will survive, mistaken,
That you’ll get extra lives, but you’re forsaken,
You can try but you soon are overTekken,
There’s no way out this ring.
So(ul) calibrate your timing, your world is shaken,
Equip yourself, cast your spells, it’s sick love makin’
Toss the guide, it’s the boss that you’ve awakened,
There is no alt. ending!

You’ve mistaken this for “easy” mode
“It’s cake,” you thought. A lie.
Now you find you’ve misplaced your cheat code…
Your heart, my love, is mine.

I bet you didn’t know
I play to effin’ win it
win it
Sharper than your shooter
When the first-person gets in it
In it.
Feel like you’re Left 4 Dead cuz
When I get up in your head,
I win (win win win).
I win in bed.

Just watch me break your guard
Anticipate the K.O.
K.O.
‘Kay, I’m poundin’ at you hard
Because the kombat’s extra
Mortal (hey)
Mortal, you’ll taste defeat cuz
Your life bar I will deplete,
I win (win win win).
I win in bed.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…sweating.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…begging.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…fighting.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…dying.

Your sword’s unsheathed, your gun is cocked.
Which achievement do you want unlocked?
We’re just two players on the floor,
Lie back as I extend this metaphor.

How fast can you hit reset?

Chorus X 2

Check out my boob physics.


I Win at Sex (Naughty Version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3in876Bu0LE

What’s your final fantasy?
Get off your cloud and get with me.
What’s your final fantasy?
Get off.

What’s your final fantasy?
Get off your cloud and get with me.
What’s your final fantasy?
Get off.

Suit up, it’s time to start the game, it’s deadly
Porting seduction to our veins, I’m ready
Electric, our hands fly, pants fly, now we’re training
Sights on our enemy.
Strip down, we level up, up, tight and steady
Custom control my lust, competition’s heavy
Jab, strong and fierce we thrust, it is getting messy
Button mash ‘til you scream.

You’ve mistaken this for “easy” mode
“It’s cake,” you thought. A lie.
Now you find you’ve misplaced your cheat code…
Your ass, at last, is mine.

I bet you didn’t know
I play to fuckin’ win it
win it
Sharper than your shooter
When the first-person gets in it
In it.
Feelin’ my Mass Effect cuz
With anyone I select,
I win (win win win).
I win at sex.

Round two, bitches.

You may hope that you will survive, mistaken,
That you’ll get extra lives, but you’re forsaken,
You can try but you soon are overTekken,
There’s no way out this ring.
So(ul) calibrate your timing, your world is shaken,
Equip yourself, cast your spells, it’s sick love makin’
Toss the guide, it’s the boss that you’ve awakened,
There is no alt. ending!

You’ve mistaken this for “easy” mode
“It’s cake,” you thought. A lie.
Now you find you’ve misplaced your cheat code…
Your ass, at last, is mine.

I bet you didn’t know
I play to fuckin’ win it
win it
Sharper than your shooter
When the first-person gets in it
In it.
Feelin’ my mass effect cuz
With anyone I select,
I win (win win win).
I win at sex.

Just watch me break your guard
Anticipate the K.O.
K.O.
‘Kay, I’m poundin’ at you hard
Because the kombat’s extra
Mortal (hey)
Mortal, you’ll taste defeat cuz
Your life bar I will deplete,
I win (win win win).
I win at sex.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…sweating.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…begging.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…fighting.

Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start…
…dying.

Your sword’s unsheathed, your gun is cocked.
Which achievement do you want unlocked?
We’re just two players on the floor,
Lie back as I extend this metaphor.

How fast can you hit reset?

Chorus X 2

Check out my boob physics.

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